Real pissed

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

casss-hole:

This puppy may seem adorable now but he broke into my room and ate all my mac and cheese and that’s not okay.

casss-hole:

This puppy may seem adorable now but he broke into my room and ate all my mac and cheese and that’s not okay.

giliananderson:

double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying 

overlypolitebisexual:

in what way are women more emotional when we are taught from birth to keep it in and keep quiet, whilst men are encouraged to get angry and loud and are often praised for hurting people over the smallest of things

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

Broad City has saved my life this month. I watched it whenever I was sad or bored with my life and it made me so happy

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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